These things taste like shredded drywall (fiber?) held together by a mixture of dirt and pine-scented floor cleaner. And that stupid peanut butter drizzle is nothing more than shit-colored spackle. DISGUSTING.

It doesn’t matter if you have a coupon – DO NOT BUY THESE HORRIBLE PIECES OF NON-FOOD.

Seriously, I’d eat urine-soaked eggs before I’d eat these things again.