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Disgusting Food Item of the Week

July 12, 2012

These things taste like shredded drywall (fiber?) held together by a mixture of dirt and pine-scented floor cleaner. And that stupid peanut butter drizzle is nothing more than shit-colored spackle. DISGUSTING.

It doesn’t matter if you have a coupon – DO NOT BUY THESE HORRIBLE PIECES OF NON-FOOD.

Seriously, I’d eat urine-soaked eggs before I’d eat these things again.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. July 12, 2012 10:58 pm

    Does indeed look and sound disgusting. What possessed you to buy them anyway?

  2. Alisa permalink
    July 13, 2012 10:22 am

    LMAO. You’re in luck though. We have some urine soaked eggs for you. Okay, but seriously, the LMAO part comes from the fact that my brother-in-law cannot stop raving about these things. I have had them and you are better off putting chocolate syrup on a piece of cardboard.

  3. July 13, 2012 11:10 am

    Yuck! Thanks for the heads up. I don’t usually buy this stuff but I scarfed down a box of these when I was house sitting last week. Yes, a whole box. Don’t judge.

    http://www.kashi.com/products/tlc_fruit_grain_bars_dark_chocolate_coconut

    • July 13, 2012 3:18 pm

      Those things are actually pretty good, and as far as packaged foods go, Kashi is a smidge better than lots of other crap.

      I won’t judge you. I think “don’t judge” is our new catchphrase. Or needs to be.

  4. July 13, 2012 3:09 pm

    They are disgusting!

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