I recently wrote an email to the “Hillary for President” campaign, requesting a free bumper sticker. I was hoping to receive it in time for Christmas, so that I could put it in Bob’s stocking.

It didn’t arrive in time for Christmas – but it still has inspired many hours of hilarity in my house. It came in yesterday’s mail, and I handed it to Bob as a belated holiday gift. He laughed, and promptly stuck it in a prominent location:


Yep, in the fireplace.

So, what did we do tonight?


Yep, we lit a fire.

Hey, it’s five below zero tonight! We needed to keep warm! The hauntingly sweet aroma of melting vinyl was merely a bonus.

Thank you, Iowa, for the delicious irony.