I lifted this from Sweetpea…so sue me.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? Work: a pcture of my nephew from his 1st birthday party. Home: The tulips one that comes with Windows XP.

Q. How many televisions you have in your house? Two that we use regularly, one that’s not hooked up to anything, and one in the attic.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Lefty – except for scissors.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? All 4 wisdom teeth, a couple skin tags, and a mole from inside my belly button (seriously).

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? my computer monitor

Q. Have you ever been knocked out? No.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Nope.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Mrs. Bill Gates

Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Coral or bronze

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? Not on purpose (I’m sure I’ve downed a bug or two)

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Probably not.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No way.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Uh…yeah?

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Sure. If they’re dumb enough to pay it, I’ll take it off.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Hmmm…no.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket? No pockets.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? Sort of – it improves with repeated watching and alcohol consumption. There are quite a few great lines.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Both.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand. No other choice.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Two

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you? My sister Kristen

Q: Last person who called you? Mom

Q: Person you hugged? My friend Cristina, whom I haven’t seen in 4 years.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number? 54

Q: Season? Fall.

Q: Color? Purple

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone? Always

Q: Mood? Calm.

Q: Listening to? Mets game, but not by choice.

Q: Watching? My life slip away as I blog…

Q: Worrying about? Surprisingly, nothing.

Q: Wearing? Cape Cod t-shirt, pajama pants.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning? Dry cleaners

Q: What can you not wait to do? Move out of NY

Q: Do you smile often? Lately, yes.