According to a new study, bananas emit a fluorescent glow when they ripen, giving monkeys in the dark jungle a clue as to where to find the choicest fruit. I love how nature provides for its creatures, in mysterious and fascinating ways.
And, in other banana news, there’s a curious product on the market called the Banana Bunker. It claims to prevent bruised bananas, but it looks more like it prevents STDs:
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Um. Yeah. Wow.
One of these and a “neck massager” and you have a party! Er, I mean, a healthy, wholesome and relaxing evening at home.
These delightfully porny banana holders remind me of an online quiz I once took which asked me to identify dog toys from sex toys. I have a dog with way too many toys, but still didn’t get a perfect score.