What the hell is she eating?

I’m not a big fan of Paula Deen – the mere thought of all that butter just makes me throw up in my mouth a little.  My dad the dairy farmer loves Paula Deen because, according to him, she is single-handedly keeping the U.S. dairy industry afloat.

An aside: My mom bought me a gift subscription to “Cooking with Paula Deen” magazine.  I feel so bad (and no one out there better tell my mom this), but I don’t read it – at all.  It’s too disgusting to even look at.  She also bought me a subscription to “Everyday with Rachael Ray”.  She knows how I feel about Rachael!  But, that’s a blog post for another time.  Please, Mom: I read “Cook’s Illustrated”, “Cooking Light”, “Martha Stewart”, and “Food & Wine”.  Any of those would make a great gift, along with a date with Alton Brown.  If you can swing it.

Back to Paula Deen.  I’m here to share the madness.  In this video from her popular Food Network show, Paula makes a sandwich involving a hamburger patty topped with a fried egg & bacon, in-between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts.  She calls it the “Lady’s Brunch Burger”, and it’s one of her most popular recipes.

Fast-forward to about 6:37 in – when you can hear a “SQUEEEEEEEEEK!”  It’s your arteries closing.